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adventure and a good laugh at my expense, then you need to read about how
today’s Trackchasing Tourist Attraction went down. Even with my
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I WOKE UP IN
TRACKCHASING TOURIST
ATTRACTION
One of the most difficult tickets to
get in sports is a ticket to the Saturday games of the NCAA basketball final
four. Unless you have been living in a cave, you know that
Yes, that’s right! Those very
same UCLA Bruins that I so frequently write about, those UCLA Bruins that were
in the championship game LAST YEAR and those UCLA Bruins who have won more than
twice as many NCAA basketball titles as any other school. I'm talking
about THOSE UCLA Bruins.
This weekend’s trackchasing trip
location was driven 100% by the fact that the tournament was being held in
Long-time readers know that I never
go to a major sporting event like this with a ticket. Why should I?
If I bought my tickets in advance, I would have to commit a year ahead of time.
If I bought my tickets in advance I might not get a very good seat. If I
bought my tickets in advance I would have to pay face value for the ticket as
well as pay all of those annoying service charges.
I like to buy my tickets the day of
the event. I like to buy them from people who committed a year in advance
and then had their plan fail or at least partially fall through and they had an
extra ticket left over. I like to buy my tickets from people who paid
face value and all of those annoying Ticketmaster service fees. However I
like to buy the tickets for less money than they have in the ticket.
Finally, and most importantly, I like to be able to get a seat in exactly the
location that I want, not where Ticketmaster thinks I should sit.
I’ll give you a blow by blow of
today’s ticket buying adventure and it was an adventure. The day had some
great highs and some even greater lows. Would you like to spend the day
the way I did?
--- I arrived at the Georgia Dome at
3 p.m. on Friday. The first of the two games was not scheduled to begin
until 6 p.m. This would give me plenty of time to select a victim, no I
mean a seller. My objective was to make them bleed from the gills.
The UCLA game was the second of the two. The Bruins would tip off a
little past 8:30 p.m. Let the games begin.
--- The Final Four is one of the
most popular sporting events in
--- A huge park like area surrounds
the Georgia Dome facility. The NFL’s
Of course, I had my trusted “Need One” sign printed in blue highlighter
letters. Almost no one carries such a sign. I find it to be super
effective. I was also not wearing anything that would identify me as
being from UCLA. There are some people who will not sell their ticket to
anyone who is from a competing school. I scoped out the
opportunities. It was a gorgeous afternoon. I was happy.
--- It was not long before I ran
into our good friends, the Moodys (Wes and Jill) formerly from SoCal and now
from NorCal. Their son Brian and Chris Costello (both fraternity brothers
of J.J.) were also along for the ride. J.J. and I have spent years
teaching the Moody threesome the “art of the deal.”
Today was the first time, on their own, where they would be attempting to put
this training to use. The elder Moody’s have arrived at today’s event
without tickets. If you knew the elder Moodys you would know that this is
equivalent to a person deathly scared of heights hang-gliding over the
--- I soon bade my friends farewell
and was off for the hunt. The college basketball coaches have a huge
convention during the Final Four basketball tournament. The entire
coaching staffs from colleges everywhere show up for this convention.
Those people get tickets from their schools. Sometimes they can’t use
those nicely located tickets.
I found such a coach who had one
ticket to sell. He probably got it for free and whatever I paid him would
be “gravy.” In the Georgia Dome there
are four general seating locations. The “100”
level has all of the seats on the lowest level ringed around the court.
The “200” level is club seating. The
200s are the middle level and circle about 70% of the court. The “300” level seating is the upper deck of the
stadium. These seats can get pretty high. Finally, the “300” level “distant
view” seats are in another zip code.
The basketball court itself is
located on about the 10 yard line of where the football field markings would
be. Obviously, a basketball court is much smaller than a football
field. Imagine having a seat at the opposite end of the stadium from the
10 yards line and looking at a basketball court and not a football field.
Can you spell E Y E S T R A I N?
My new coaching buddy had a “300” level ticket that he was willing to sell for
face value. Face was $77. I offered him sixty bucks and he
declined. After some discussion, he convinced me that the row 2 location
of this seat in the “300” level was worth
it. There are about 25-30 rows at this level, so being in the second row
wasn’t so bad. I gave him $80 and told him to keep the change. I
had seen several 300 level seats going for much more than what I had just
paid. I was happy.
--- Now that I had the insurance of
having a ticket in my back pocket, I went looking for an upgrade. A 300
level seat in row two was good, but maybe I could do better. I ran across
a serious young man from
I didn’t know if I even needed a
Monday night ticket. If UCLA lost I was not planning to stick around.
They were an underdog against the
I explained my predicament to the
youngish ticket seller. He understood. I offered him $150 for his
Saturday ticket. No, he told me he could not accept my offer. We
parted on good terms. A few minutes went by and the young man was calling
for my attention. He was now willing to accept my offer of $150.
Face value on this ticket was $102. This ticket was in an excellent lower
level location. Tickets like this were selling for much more than what I
was about to pay. I whipped out one hundred and fifty dollars in cash
(yes, everything in my ticket buying world is done with cold hard cash.)
I now had spent $230 and had TWO tickets in my back pocket. I was happy.
--- I had been buying tickets long
enough. Now it was time to start selling. The key to success in
this ticket, dare I say scalping business, is understanding value. I want
to buy tickets from folks who don’t understand the true value of what they are
selling. I want to sell tickets to people who don’t understand the true
value of what they are buying. Yes, it is EXACTLY what you try to do when
it comes time to buy or sell your house.
--- My plan was to sell my 300 level
ticket and sit in my 100 level location. I had paid $80 for my
ticket. What should I sell it for? How about $175? That
seemed like a good odd number. I chose the ticket’s second row location
as my main selling point. Some folks were amazed that a ticket in the
upper lever would be fetching such a price. Others seemed to think the
price was reasonable given the local demand.
It was not long before I was
approached by two gentlemen. One was sort of acting as the agent for the
other. They examined my ticket and debated whether to pay the
price. Soon they offered me my full asking price of $175. Of
course, that was a mistake on their part. I gleefully accepted their
cash. Yes, I was happy.
--- Now I had one ticket in the
lower level of the arena. However, there was still an hour and one-half
before the first game was to begin. What if I could sell this ticket for
a substantial profit? Then I could take the profit on both tickets and
find a good seat for a lower price. I might even be able to get into the
Georgia Dome for nothing. Wouldn’t that be grand?
I had paid $150 for my 100 level
seat. What price should I ask? You know, five hundred dollars
seemed like a nice round number. Five hundred dollars it would be.
I began walking amongst the crowd holding my ticket up in the air. That’s
what a fellow who is trying to sell a ticket does.
I find I am approached by three
types of people in situations like this. The first type offers up this
question, “How much ya askin’?” This
person has zero interest in buying the ticket. He just wants to hear a
number so he can tell his wife or buddies, “Wow,
did you hear what he’s asking for that ticket?” This guy is
similar to your neighbor who walks through your house when you’re not there
while your realtor holds an open house.
The second type of person simply
walks up and asks, “How much you selling the ticket
for?” They have no idea where the ticket is located. It’s
not dissimilar to a car buyer who’s is really in the market for a five year old
Chevy Nova walking up to a Lexus car salesman and asking how much a new Lexus
goes for. When they hear the price, they shutter in amazement.
The final (third) type of buyer
understands value. In the car example he understands and knows why a
brand new Lexus might cost $80,000. He might not want to pay that amount
but at least he knows what the value of the article he is inquiring about
really is.
To the first two types of buyers, I
often reply with “Five thousand” when asked
the selling price of the ticket. Some know I am pulling their legs and
most don’t. I love the reaction that comes about when they relay that
pricing information to their wife or buddies. By the way, these guys are
not players although because they’ve actually had the guts to speak to a
scalper they think they are.
--- While I was going about
trying to sell my ticket two uniformed woman security officers told me that I
could not be selling the ticket as close to the stadium as I was. I
usually have two responses to this challenge. First, I’m getting old
enough that I can plead “senior citizen ignorance.”
You know the older person who acts like they don’t know they just cut in
line? My second response is to offer up my best German broken English
accent and act like I am a foreigner. I was able to successfully brush
them off. I was happy.
--- I soon came across a gold
mine. I was asking $500. A young man offered me four hundred
dollars. We settled on $450. I must admit this guy was a “Nervous Nate.” He was concerned that the
ticket was a counterfeit. What an outlandish thing. There was no
way people would be selling counterfeit tickets at an event like this. He
continued to try to peel off the embossed label that was expressly put on the
ticket to prevent counterfeiting. I was concerned he was going to damage
my ticket.
While all this was going on, another
couple who I had talked to previously decided they wanted the ticket for the
full $500 asking price. They saw that “Nervous
Nate” was having a hard time making up his mind. They shoved five
one hundred dollar bills in my face. I didn’t need much persuasion.
I gave the $450 back to Nate and accepted the full price offer. Nate had
his chance to get a really good seat and he was too cautious. I now had
$430 total PROFIT from the re-sale of my two
tickets in the front pocket of my cargo shorts. I was happy.
--- Now I know that some of my
friends (I tried to keep them from being loyal Trackchaser Report readers, but
a few may have slipped through my screening process) would take most of the $430,
put it in their pocket and by a cheap seat. That’s not me. I wanted
to reward myself. I had EARNED that money. I was going to spend it.
I found a gentlemen who was selling
a “100” level ticket at mid-court just 25
rows up. He wanted $500. I offered $300. He countered with
$400 and would not go any lower. I asked, “Why
don’t we flip for the $100 difference.” I was going to get a great
seat and still have other people’s money in my front pocket. I was happy.
--- I never carry change. This
guy came up with a dime. He tossed it in the air. I always call
heads. I won $700 doing this in
--- It was now time to go inside the
stadium. I had finished my work. I had earned my keep.
I had hunted and gathered. I waited more than twenty minutes to get into
the stadium. They were body searching everyone. They had both men
and women body searchers.
I took the opportunity to call my
brother, Mark. I wanted to gloat about my success. I also wanted to
remind him that he had made a mistake by backing those
--- I trudged around to the opposite
site of the Georgia Dome. This is a big place. I located customer
service. I explained my problem. The customer service agent thought
she knew what the problem might be. She figured I had bought a
counterfeit ticket. I was getting more unhappy.
--- I was directed into a small
security room inside the stadium. It was the kind of room they might take
shoplifters into in a large department store. There were a few other
people inside who also appeared to have purchased bad tickets. The police
officer looked at my tickets. “They’re no
good. See the embossed label? If doesn’t reflect the blues and
greens of an original ticket.”
Other people were bitching and
moaning about their bad luck. They were being told there was no recourse,
since they had purchased the ticket off the street. I would have bitched
and moaned myself, but I immediately recognized it would not do any good.
It was now 6:15 p.m. and the first game had already started. I was
unhappy but not undeterred. I had thought my work had been
finished. Now I would have to begin all over again.
--- My new emergency immediacy plan
was to get a ticket that would simply get me in the stadium at the lowest price
possible. That didn’t take long. I soon found a ticket for $50. The
seller was honest. He told me the seat location was terrible (he was
right) but at least it would get me in the stadium. I wasn’t happy at
this point, but I was getting into the stadium.
--- My seat location was in the 300
level, the “distant view” section.
You’re going to half to look at the photos on www.ranlayracing.com to see what “distant view” means. You might be
surprised. You might be shocked. When I concentrated really hard I
could actually determine that a free throw was falling through the net and I
have excellent long-distance vision. I was unhappy.
--- When I’m unhappy I do my level
best to get over it. I don’t accept my unhappy circumstances, I change
them. I went over to the 300 level seating that was within a seven-iron
of the court and picked out a mid-court open seat. The guys sitting next
to me offered this greeting, “there’s somebody
sitting there.” I came back with an equally friendly retort, “I’ll just sit down until they come back.”
They never did. Then my next door #$$%&^&# neighbor had the gall
to ask if he could borrow my binoculars. I let him only for the extra
Karma benefit that I hoped would come my way. I had a decent seat now at
mid-court. After all was said and done, I had only paid $20 to get into
the final four. You can’t beat that. I was happy.
--- The best way to say it is that
UCLA never showed up for their game. The outcome was almost identical to
last year’s debacle. Our leading scorer had zero points and four fouls
with about ten minutes to go in the game. Nevertheless, I continued to
pull for UCLA.
However, I was flying tomorrow
morning from
Fortunately, I had no control over
this outcome. I rooted hard for the Bruins but to no avail. They
were terrible and never in the game. I was unhappy we lost.
--- I walked out of the stadium into
the night air. Getting out of the stadium was slower than getting into
it. The
--- Several people asked me if I was
selling any tickets to Monday night’s championship game. Talk about
scraping the bones clean! At least I had been smart enough not to buy a
Monday night ticket when UCLA wasn’t going to be in that game.
--- So, there you have it.
Didn’t I promise that the day had it ups and downs? Just like Donald
Trump I had been on top of the world and then the world had been on top of
me. Nevertheless, I feel I got more entertainment out of this sports day
than probably anybody at the stadium. I was more than happy with my day.
PEOPLE/STRATEGY/TRAVEL
NEWS
The Strategy
One of my trackchasing strategies is
to see the non-racing local sights and sounds of the places I visit. I
was really able to overachieve in this important strategic area by going to the
NCAA Final Four.
The Trip
I had to dodge a couple of minor
bullets on the way to today’s track. I awoke in
I figured by the time I got my luggage
and my rental car, the drive would get me to the track by 12:30 p.m.
Since the race was not scheduled to begin until 2:45 p.m. that planned seemed
sound.
Almost wrong! When I arrived
at my airplane gate one of the plane’s flight attendants had not shown
up. The gate agent admitted over the P.A. that they had no idea where the
missing flight was. We waited. I could hear the gate agents talking
about canceling the flight. If that flight were cancelled, there would be
no race for me today. I couldn’t drive there with the time I had left and
there were no other flights leaving that would get me there on time. At
the very last minute the flight attendant showed up and we were on our way.
Once I arrived into
Finally, my flight home departed
The risky part of me was that this
non-stop flight was overbooked by five. That meant I might get on and I
might not. There were no more flying alternatives operating out of
With nearly the entire plane boarded
there was just one person who had not been cleared to get a seat.
Me! Finally, at the very last minute my name was called. When I
handed my boarding pass to the gate agent, he looked up and smiled, “You were lucky tonight.” Yes, it’s better
to be lucky than good!
The People
When I was changing my seat location
from the “300 level distant view” location
to my mid-court 300 level location at Saturday’s game, I heard someone yelling,
“Randy, Randy.” The
Who could be calling my name?
It was Mr. Kerri McNair. My Procter & Gamble readers will recognize
the name. Kerri, a West Point graduate, and I had worked together during
my last year’s with the company.
Kerri lives in
RACE TRACK STATS:
HONDA GRAND PRIX OF
This was
my 51st lifetime track to see in the Sunshine state. I
continue to hold a comfortable second place position in the state that calls
the Sabal Palm its state tree. Mr. Ed Esser, a successful real estate
tycoon, continues to hold the state’s leadership position with 55 tracks.
An incredible 61 worldwide trackchasers have seen at least one
RACE TRACK NEWS:
HONDA GRAND PRIX OF
How do you feel when your spouse,
parent or significant other tries to convince you that you’re really going to
like something that you’ve tried many times before and never liked? You
know the line, “it really doesn’t taste like
spinach. You won’t even be able to taste the spinach.” You
let your guard down and try it. What does it taste like? Spinach!
That’s how I felt about attending a
street circuit Indy car race. Did it taste like spinach?
Regretfully, yes it did. It was a terrible afternoon of racing.
However, I did my best to enjoy myself. It would be irresponsible to tell
you that something was terrible without telling you why I feel that way.
You can then decide if you agree with me or not.
Upper level grandstand seating was
priced at $80. Lower level grandstand seating was priced at $60.
General admission tickets sold for $40. I didn’t want to put any more
money into this venture than the minimum. I bought a general admission
ticket. Strike one; these prices were way to
high for the entertainment offered.
General admission allowed me to walk
nearly anywhere inside the more than two-mile flat road course. The race
course itself was very narrow. In some spots it was only about three car
lengths wide. The cars went by so fast and were partially covered up with
The P.A. was almost
non-existent. I had no idea who was leading because I couldn’t see
anything and I couldn’t hear anything. Strike
three; No P.A.
The refreshments were
pathetic. About all they had were foot long corn dogs, funnel cakes,
lemonade and beer. When I went to buy a glass of lemonade they were
out. The small number of food and drink stands had long lines. I
did find a vendor selling “dippin dots” ice
cream, but they were closed later in the day. Strike
four; No good refreshments and long lines.
There were only 18 starters.
On such a narrow course as this that might be enough, but it pales in
comparison to the 43 stockers that NASCAR brings each week. Strike five; A small field.
From everywhere I could see there
was no passing. I left with 17 laps of the 100 scheduled laps remaining
to be competed. I did not see one car pass another. My National
Rental Car Racing
Editor’s note: I
just finished watching this past weekend’s NASCAR Nextel Cup race. It was
one of the best races I’ve seen in person or on TV in the past couple of
years. There was plenty of passing, a little beating and banging and more
than 40 cars running at the finish. It is no wonder that NASCAR has been
as successful as they have.
Most of the crowd milled about and
walked amongst the various non-viewing locations of the infield. There
were several people watching from high-rise condos and yachts, ala
I could go on. Now you may
have a different view. If you like high priced tickets that go along with
small fields of cars, that don’t pass each other and that you can’t see then
this is probably your racing cup of tea. I’ve done my best to screen
people who might think like that from reading these Trackchaser Reports.
For me, I’d rather see three figure
8 cars race around two-tractor tires that are located 25 yards apart on a
racing surface that resembles quicksand. But then, that’s just me.
This is the third year of the Honda
Grand Prix of
This is not your father’s Indy car
racing. I wish the trackchasing commissioner would allow me to make a
tax-deductible contribution to the Trackchaser Old Age Retirement home in lieu
of having to attend such events.
Some will say I’m being too
critical. If this were written about Toccoa Speedway, they would be ready
to start another Civil War. Nevertheless, the truth cannot be
hidden. It was a terrible afternoon of racing.
However, I am trained to make lemonade
out of lemons. I can never say only bad things or good things for that
matter about a racing promotion.
I did enjoy the vendor trade show
located in the shade of one of the parking garages. I confirmed with one
karting group that the Senior Champ karts race only on the oval and not the
road course at the Desoto Speedway.
I was also mildly amused and
pleasantly entertained by some of the female race “fans”
today. There must be an extreme shortage of softballs in the greater St.
Pete area. I frequently read about how prevalent “breast
augmentation” surgery is in our society. Now I now where most of
those folks hangout.
I also enjoyed sneaking past the
guards to the top of the infield parking garages. From this third story
location I could see a little more but not much. It did remind me that
being the guest in a corporate hospitality tent is the way to go at an event
like this.
I found something else in the
infield of this track that was surprising. A few weeks ago, I attended a
A few weeks ago, I saw the boys play
hardball. Today, I saw the girls play softball. It’s all in a days
work in search of that next track on the trackchasing trail.
WEATHER CONDITIONS
It was a gorgeous 84-degree
RENTAL CAR UPDATE:
Today the National Rental Car
Company of
Sunday total driving miles –
186
I traveled just 186 miles on the
second rental car leg of this trip. I picked up the car in
LIFETIME
TRACKCHASER STANDINGS UPDATE:
These worldwide trackchasers are
within 100 tracks (plus or minus) of my current trackchaser total.
1. Randy Lewis,
2. Allan Brown,
3. Guy Smith, Effort,
7. Ed Esser,
* Warning, you are within 50 tracks
of being removed from this list.
** Special exemption.
LIFETIME NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC DIVERSITY STANDINGS
2007 (current thru 3/26/07)**
1. Randy Lewis,
2. Gordon Killian, Sinking Springs,
3. Allan Brown,
**Until the end of the year, NGD
rankings are unofficial. Rankings are affected not only by the leader’s
activities but by other trackchasers impact on the leader’s position in each
state.
Other notables
These worldwide trackchasers are
within 10 tracks (plus or minus) of Carol’s current trackchaser total.
31. Carol Lewis,
32. Chris Economaki,
33. Gary Jacob,
2007 TRACKCHASER
STANDINGS
1. Randy Lewis,
2. Ed Esser,
3. Mike Knappenberger,
4. Carol Lewis,
5. Guy Smith, Effort,
6. Rick Young,
6. Roger Ferrell,
8. Gordon Killian, Sinking
Spring,
9. Linda Rixon,
9. Spike Rixon,
9. Paul Weisel,
Tracks have been reported by 30 different
worldwide trackchasers this season.
Thanks for reading about my
trackchasing,
Randy Lewis
#1 Trackchaser Living
West of the
Never was a horse that couldn’t be
rode or a rider that couldn’t be throwed.
CUMULATIVE TRAVEL
DISTANCES:
AIRPLANE
Los Angeles, CA – San Antonio, TX –
1,212 miles
San Antonio, TX – Atlanta, GA – 876
miles
RENTAL CAR –
Foothills Raceway – 259 miles
Mileback Speedway – 304 miles
AIRPLANE
Atlanta, GA – Gainesville, FL – 300
miles
RENTAL CAR –
* This is not always the direct
mileage from the airport to the first stop as detours along the way may add to
the stated mileage.
AIRPLANE
Tampa, FL – Los Angles, CA – 2,158
miles
Total Air miles – 4,546 miles
Total auto and air miles traveled on
this trip – 6,200 miles
TRACK ADMSSION
PRICES:
Foothills Raceway – Free
Mileback Speedway – Free
Honda Grand Prix of
Total racetrack admissions for the
trip – $40
Some of the data
in this report comes: www.trackchaser.net
Garmin GPS
I will never ever go to another one
of these street races again. Is NEVER EVER one word of two? I mean
it. There is no racing entertainment here whatsoever. No, I will
never ever go to another street race of this type.......and then maybe not.
1,139. Meremere Dirt Track
Club,
1,140. Meeanee Speedway,
1,141. Top of the South
Speedway,
1,142. Woodford Glen Speedway,
1,143. Robertson Holden
International
1,144.
1,145.
1,146. Angels Stadium of
1,147. Angels Stadium of
1,148.
1,149.
1,150. Grand Prix De
Lanaudiere,
1,151. Ste-Eulalie Ice Track,
1,152. St Guillaume, St
1,153.
1,154.
1,155. Northeast Pond Ice
Track,
1,156. Lee Pond Ice Track,
1,157. New Hendry Country
1,158.
1,159. Honeoye Lake Ice Track –
Road Course,
1,160.
1,161.
1,162. Dawgwood Speedway,
1,163. Toccoa Speedway,
1,164. Tazewell Speedway,
1,165.
1,166. Dacosa Speedway,
1,167. Swinging Bridge Raceway,
1,168.
1,169. Foothills Raceway,
1,170. Mileback Speedway,
1,171. Grand Prix of