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GREETINGS FROM
If you want some intrigue, some
adventure and a good laugh at my expense, then you need to read about how
today’s Trackchasing Tourist Attraction went down. Even with my imagination, I would have a
difficult time making this stuff up.
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I WOKE UP IN
TRACKCHASING TOURIST
ATTRACTION
One of the most difficult tickets to
get in sports is a ticket to the Saturday games of the NCAA basketball final
four. Unless you have been living in a
cave, you know that
Yes, that’s right! Those very same UCLA Bruins that I so
frequently write about, those UCLA Bruins that were in the championship game
LAST YEAR and those UCLA Bruins who have won more than twice as many NCAA
basketball titles as any other school. I'm
talking about THOSE UCLA Bruins.
This weekend’s trackchasing trip
location was driven 100% by the fact that the tournament was being held in
Long-time readers know that I never
go to a major sporting event like this with a ticket. Why should I?
If I bought my tickets in advance, I would have to commit a year ahead
of time. If I bought my tickets in
advance I might not get a very good seat.
If I bought my tickets in advance I would have to pay face value for the
ticket as well as pay all of those annoying service charges.
I like to buy my tickets the day of
the event. I like to buy them from
people who committed a year in advance and then had their plan fail or at least
partially fall through and they had an extra ticket left over. I like to buy my tickets from people who paid
face value and all of those annoying Ticketmaster service fees. However I like to buy the tickets for less
money than they have in the ticket.
Finally, and most importantly, I like to be able to get a seat in
exactly the location that I want, not where Ticketmaster thinks I should sit.
I’ll give you a blow by blow of
today’s ticket buying adventure and it was an adventure. The day had some great highs and some even
greater lows. Would you like to spend
the day the way I did?
--- I arrived at the Georgia Dome at
3 p.m. on Friday. The first of the two
games was not scheduled to begin until 6 p.m.
This would give me plenty of time to select a victim, no I mean a
seller. My objective was to make them
bleed from the gills. The UCLA game was
the second of the two. The Bruins would
tip off a little past 8:30 p.m. Let the
games begin.
--- The Final Four is one of the
most popular sporting events in
--- A huge park like area surrounds
the Georgia Dome facility. The NFL’s
Of course, I had my trusted “Need One” sign printed in blue highlighter
letters. Almost no one carries such a
sign. I find it to be super
effective. I was also not wearing anything
that would identify me as being from UCLA.
There are some people who will not sell their ticket to anyone who is
from a competing school. I scoped out
the opportunities. It was a gorgeous
afternoon. I was happy.
--- It was not long before I ran
into our good friends, the Moodys (Wes and Jill) formerly from SoCal and now
from NorCal. Their son Brian and Chris
Costello (both fraternity brothers of J.J.) were also along for the ride. J.J. and I have spent years teaching the
Moody threesome the “art of the deal.” Today was the first time, on their own, where
they would be attempting to put this training to use. The elder Moody’s have arrived at today’s
event without tickets. If you knew the
elder Moodys you would know that this is equivalent to a person deathly scared
of heights hang-gliding over the
--- I soon bade my friends farewell
and was off for the hunt. The college
basketball coaches have a huge convention during the Final Four basketball
tournament. The entire coaching staffs
from colleges everywhere show up for this convention. Those people get tickets from their
schools. Sometimes they can’t use those
nicely located tickets.
I found such a coach who had one
ticket to sell. He probably got it for
free and whatever I paid him would be “gravy.” In the Georgia Dome there are four general
seating locations. The “100” level has all of the seats on the lowest
level ringed around the court. The “200” level is club seating. The 200s are the middle level and circle
about 70% of the court. The “300” level seating is the upper deck of the
stadium. These seats can get pretty
high. Finally, the “300” level “distant
view” seats are in another zip code.
The basketball court itself is
located on about the 10 yard line of where the football field markings would be. Obviously, a basketball court is much smaller
than a football field. Imagine having a
seat at the opposite end of the stadium from the 10 yards line and looking at a
basketball court and not a football field.
Can you spell E Y E S T R A I N?
My new coaching buddy had a “300” level ticket that he was willing to sell for
face value. Face was $77. I offered him sixty bucks and he
declined. After some discussion, he
convinced me that the row 2 location of this seat in the “300” level was worth it. There are about 25-30 rows at this level, so
being in the second row wasn’t so bad. I
gave him $80 and told him to keep the change.
I had seen several 300 level seats going for much more than what I had
just paid. I was happy.
--- Now that I had the insurance of
having a ticket in my back pocket, I went looking for an upgrade. A 300 level seat in row two was good, but
maybe I could do better. I ran across a
serious young man from
I didn’t know if I even needed a
Monday night ticket. If UCLA lost I was
not planning to stick around. They were
an underdog against the
I explained my predicament to the
youngish ticket seller. He
understood. I offered him $150 for his
Saturday ticket. No, he told me he could
not accept my offer. We parted on good
terms. A few minutes went by and the
young man was calling for my attention.
He was now willing to accept my offer of $150. Face value on this ticket was $102. This ticket was in an excellent lower level
location. Tickets like this were selling
for much more than what I was about to pay.
I whipped out one hundred and fifty dollars in cash (yes, everything in
my ticket buying world is done with cold hard cash.) I now had spent $230 and had TWO tickets in
my back pocket. I was happy.
--- I had been buying tickets long
enough. Now it was time to start
selling. The key to success in this
ticket, dare I say scalping business, is understanding value. I want to buy tickets from folks who don’t
understand the true value of what they are selling. I want to sell tickets to people who don’t
understand the true value of what they are buying. Yes, it is EXACTLY what you try to do when it
comes time to buy or sell your house.
--- My plan was to sell my 300 level
ticket and sit in my 100 level location.
I had paid $80 for my ticket.
What should I sell it for? How
about $175? That seemed like a good odd
number. I chose the ticket’s second row
location as my main selling point. Some
folks were amazed that a ticket in the upper lever would be fetching such a
price. Others seemed to think the price was
reasonable given the local demand.
It was not long before I was
approached by two gentlemen. One was
sort of acting as the agent for the other.
They examined my ticket and debated whether to pay the price. Soon they offered me my full asking price of
$175. Of course, that was a mistake on
their part. I gleefully accepted their
cash. Yes, I was happy.
--- Now I had one ticket in the
lower level of the arena. However, there
was still an hour and one-half before the first game was to begin. What if I could sell this ticket for a substantial
profit? Then I could take the profit on
both tickets and find a good seat for a lower price. I might even be able to get into the Georgia
Dome for nothing. Wouldn’t that be
grand?
I had paid $150 for my 100 level
seat. What price should I ask? You know, five hundred dollars seemed like a
nice round number. Five hundred dollars
it would be. I began walking amongst the
crowd holding my ticket up in the air.
That’s what a fellow who is trying to sell a ticket does.
I find I am approached by three
types of people in situations like this.
The first type offers up this question, “How
much ya askin’?” This person has
zero interest in buying the ticket. He
just wants to hear a number so he can tell his wife or buddies, “Wow, did you hear what he’s asking for that ticket?” This guy is similar to your neighbor who
walks through your house when you’re not there while your realtor holds an open
house.
The second type of person simply
walks up and asks, “How much you selling the ticket
for?” They have no idea where the
ticket is located. It’s not dissimilar
to a car buyer who’s is really in the market for a five year old Chevy Nova
walking up to a Lexus car salesman and asking how much a new Lexus goes
for. When they hear the price, they
shutter in amazement.
The final (third) type of buyer
understands value. In the car example he
understands and knows why a brand new Lexus might cost $80,000. He might not want to pay that amount but at
least he knows what the value of the article he is inquiring about really is.
To the first two types of buyers, I
often reply with “Five thousand” when asked
the selling price of the ticket. Some
know I am pulling their legs and most don’t.
I love the reaction that comes about when they relay that pricing
information to their wife or buddies. By
the way, these guys are not players although because they’ve actually had the
guts to speak to a scalper they think they are.
---
While I was going about trying to sell my ticket two uniformed woman
security officers told me that I could not be selling the ticket as close to
the stadium as I was. I usually have two
responses to this challenge. First, I’m
getting old enough that I can plead “senior citizen
ignorance.” You know the older
person who acts like they don’t know they just cut in line? My second response is to offer up my best
German broken English accent and act like I am a foreigner. I was able to successfully brush them
off. I was happy.
--- I soon came across a gold
mine. I was asking $500. A young man offered me four hundred
dollars. We settled on $450. I must admit this guy was a “Nervous Nate.”
He was concerned that the ticket was a counterfeit. What an outlandish thing. There was no way people would be selling
counterfeit tickets at an event like this.
He continued to try to peel off the embossed label that was expressly
put on the ticket to prevent counterfeiting.
I was concerned he was going to damage my ticket.
While all this was going on, another
couple who I had talked to previously decided they wanted the ticket for the
full $500 asking price. They saw that “Nervous Nate” was having a hard time making up
his mind. They shoved five one hundred
dollar bills in my face. I didn’t need
much persuasion. I gave the $450 back to
Nate and accepted the full price offer.
Nate had his chance to get a really good seat and he was too
cautious. I now had $430 total PROFIT from the re-sale of my two tickets in the front
pocket of my cargo shorts. I was happy.
---
Now I know that some of my friends (I tried to keep them from being
loyal Trackchaser Report readers, but a few may have slipped through my
screening process) would take most of the $430, put it in their pocket and by a
cheap seat. That’s not me. I wanted to reward myself. I had EARNED that money. I was going to spend it.
I found a gentlemen who was selling
a “100” level ticket at mid-court just 25
rows up. He wanted $500. I offered $300. He countered with $400 and would not go any
lower. I asked, “Why
don’t we flip for the $100 difference.” I was going to get a great seat and still have
other people’s money in my front pocket.
I was happy.
--- I never carry change. This guy came up with a dime. He tossed it in the air. I always call heads. I won $700 doing this in
--- It was now time to go inside the
stadium. I had finished my work. I had earned my keep. I had hunted and gathered. I waited more than twenty minutes to get into
the stadium. They were body searching
everyone. They had both men and women
body searchers.
I took the opportunity to call my
brother, Mark. I wanted to gloat about
my success. I also wanted to remind him
that he had made a mistake by backing those
--- I trudged around to the opposite
site of the Georgia Dome. This is a big
place. I located customer service. I explained my problem. The customer service agent thought she knew
what the problem might be. She figured I
had bought a counterfeit ticket. I was
getting more unhappy.
--- I was directed into a small
security room inside the stadium. It was
the kind of room they might take shoplifters into in a large department
store. There were a few other people
inside who also appeared to have purchased bad tickets. The police officer looked at my tickets. “They’re no
good. See the embossed label? If doesn’t reflect the blues and greens of an
original ticket.”
Other people were bitching and
moaning about their bad luck. They were
being told there was no recourse, since they had purchased the ticket off the
street. I would have bitched and moaned
myself, but I immediately recognized it would not do any good. It was now 6:15 p.m. and the first game had
already started. I was unhappy but not
undeterred. I had thought my work had
been finished. Now I would have to begin
all over again.
--- My new emergency immediacy plan
was to get a ticket that would simply get me in the stadium at the lowest price
possible. That didn’t take long. I soon
found a ticket for $50. The seller was
honest. He told me the seat location was
terrible (he was right) but at least it would get me in the stadium. I wasn’t happy at this point, but I was
getting into the stadium.
--- My seat location was in the 300
level, the “distant view” section. You’re going to half to look at the photos on
www.ranlayracing.com to see what “distant view” means. You might be surprised. You might be shocked. When I concentrated really hard I could
actually determine that a free throw was falling through the net and I have
excellent long-distance vision. I was
unhappy.
--- When I’m unhappy I do my level
best to get over it. I don’t accept my
unhappy circumstances, I change them. I
went over to the 300 level seating that was within a seven-iron of the court
and picked out a mid-court open seat.
The guys sitting next to me offered this greeting, “there’s somebody sitting there.” I came back with an equally friendly retort, “I’ll just sit down until they come back.” They never did. Then my next door #$$%&^&# neighbor
had the gall to ask if he could borrow my binoculars. I let him only for the extra Karma benefit
that I hoped would come my way. I had a
decent seat now at mid-court. After all
was said and done, I had only paid $20 to get into the final four. You can’t beat that. I was happy.
--- The best way to say it is that
UCLA never showed up for their game. The
outcome was almost identical to last year’s debacle. Our leading scorer had zero points and four
fouls with about ten minutes to go in the game.
Nevertheless, I continued to pull for UCLA.
However, I was flying tomorrow
morning from
Fortunately, I had no control over
this outcome. I rooted hard for the
Bruins but to no avail. They were
terrible and never in the game. I was
unhappy we lost.
--- I walked out of the stadium into
the night air. Getting out of the
stadium was slower than getting into it.
The
--- Several people asked me if I was
selling any tickets to Monday night’s championship game. Talk about scraping the bones clean! At least I had been smart enough not to buy a
Monday night ticket when UCLA wasn’t going to be in that game.
--- So, there you have it. Didn’t I promise that the day had it ups and downs? Just like Donald Trump I had been on top of
the world and then the world had been on top of me. Nevertheless, I feel I got more entertainment
out of this sports day than probably anybody at the stadium. I was more than happy with my day.
PEOPLE/STRATEGY/TRAVEL NEWS
The Strategy
One of my trackchasing strategies is
to see the non-racing local sights and sounds of the places I visit. I was really able to overachieve in this
important strategic area by going to the NCAA Final Four.
The Trip
I had to dodge a couple of minor
bullets on the way to today’s track. I
awoke in
I figured by the time I got my luggage
and my rental car, the drive would get me to the track by 12:30 p.m. Since the race was not scheduled to begin
until 2:45 p.m. that planned seemed sound.
Almost wrong! When I arrived at my airplane gate one of the
plane’s flight attendants had not shown up.
The gate agent admitted over the P.A. that they had no idea where the
missing flight was. We waited. I could hear the gate agents talking about
canceling the flight. If that flight
were cancelled, there would be no race for me today. I couldn’t drive there with the time I had
left and there were no other flights leaving that would get me there on
time. At the very last minute the flight
attendant showed up and we were on our way.
Once I arrived into
Finally, my flight home departed
The risky part of me was that this
non-stop flight was overbooked by five.
That meant I might get on and I might not. There were no more flying alternatives
operating out of
With nearly the entire plane boarded
there was just one person who had not been cleared to get a seat. Me!
Finally, at the very last minute my name was called. When I handed my boarding pass to the gate
agent, he looked up and smiled, “You were lucky
tonight.” Yes, it’s better to be
lucky than good!
The People
When I was changing my seat location
from the “300 level distant view” location
to my mid-court 300 level location at Saturday’s game, I heard someone yelling,
“Randy, Randy.” The
Who could be calling my name? It was Mr. Kerri McNair. My Procter & Gamble readers will recognize
the name. Kerri, a West Point graduate,
and I had worked together during my last year’s with the company.
Kerri lives in
RACE TRACK STATS:
HONDA GRAND PRIX OF
This was
my 51st lifetime track to see in the Sunshine state. I continue to hold a comfortable second place
position in the state that calls the Sabal Palm its state tree. Mr. Ed Esser, a successful real estate
tycoon, continues to hold the state’s leadership position with 55 tracks. An incredible 61 worldwide trackchasers have
seen at least one
RACE TRACK NEWS:
HONDA GRAND PRIX OF
How do you feel when your spouse,
parent or significant other tries to convince you that you’re really going to
like something that you’ve tried many times before and never liked? You know the line, “it
really doesn’t taste like spinach. You
won’t even be able to taste the spinach.” You let your guard down and try it. What does it taste like? Spinach!
That’s how I felt about attending a
street circuit Indy car race. Did it
taste like spinach? Regretfully, yes it
did. It was a terrible afternoon of
racing. However, I did my best to enjoy
myself. It would be irresponsible to
tell you that something was terrible without telling you why I feel that
way. You can then decide if you agree
with me or not.
Upper level grandstand seating was
priced at $80. Lower level grandstand
seating was priced at $60. General
admission tickets sold for $40. I didn’t
want to put any more money into this venture than the minimum. I bought a general admission ticket. Strike one; these
prices were way to high for the entertainment offered.
General admission allowed me to walk
nearly anywhere inside the more than two-mile flat road course. The race course itself was very narrow. In some spots it was only about three car
lengths wide. The cars went by so fast
and were partially covered up with
The P.A. was almost non-existent. I had no idea who was leading because I
couldn’t see anything and I couldn’t hear anything. Strike three; No P.A.
The refreshments were pathetic. About all they had were foot long corn dogs,
funnel cakes, lemonade and beer. When I
went to buy a glass of lemonade they were out.
The small number of food and drink stands had long lines. I did find a vendor selling “dippin dots” ice cream, but they were closed
later in the day. Strike four; No
good refreshments and long lines.
There were only 18 starters. On such a narrow course as this that might be
enough, but it pales in comparison to the 43 stockers that NASCAR brings each
week. Strike
five; A small field.
From everywhere I could see there
was no passing. I left with 17 laps of
the 100 scheduled laps remaining to be competed. I did not see one car pass another. My National Rental Car Racing
Editor’s note: I just finished watching this past weekend’s
NASCAR Nextel Cup race. It was one of
the best races I’ve seen in person or on TV in the past couple of years. There was plenty of passing, a little beating
and banging and more than 40 cars running at the finish. It is no wonder that NASCAR has been as
successful as they have.
Most of the crowd milled about and
walked amongst the various non-viewing locations of the infield. There were several people watching from
high-rise condos and yachts, ala
I could go on. Now you may have a different view. If you like high priced tickets that go along
with small fields of cars, that don’t pass each other and that you can’t see
then this is probably your racing cup of tea.
I’ve done my best to screen people who might think like that from
reading these Trackchaser Reports.
For me, I’d rather see three figure
8 cars race around two-tractor tires that are located 25 yards apart on a
racing surface that resembles quicksand.
But then, that’s just me.
This is the third year of the Honda
Grand Prix of
This is not your father’s Indy car
racing. I wish the trackchasing
commissioner would allow me to make a tax-deductible contribution to the
Trackchaser Old Age Retirement home in lieu of having to attend such events.
Some will say I’m being too
critical. If this were written about
Toccoa Speedway, they would be ready to start another Civil War. Nevertheless, the truth cannot be
hidden. It was a terrible afternoon of
racing.
However, I am trained to make
lemonade out of lemons. I can never say
only bad things or good things for that matter about a racing promotion.
I did enjoy the vendor trade show
located in the shade of one of the parking garages. I confirmed with one karting group that the
Senior Champ karts race only on the oval and not the road course at the Desoto
Speedway.
I was also mildly amused and pleasantly
entertained by some of the female race “fans”
today. There must be an extreme shortage
of softballs in the greater St. Pete area.
I frequently read about how prevalent “breast
augmentation” surgery is in our society.
Now I now where most of those folks hangout.
I also enjoyed sneaking past the
guards to the top of the infield parking garages. From this third story location I could see a
little more but not much. It did remind
me that being the guest in a corporate hospitality tent is the way to go at an
event like this.
I found something else in the
infield of this track that was surprising.
A few weeks ago, I attended a
A few weeks ago, I saw the boys play
hardball. Today, I saw the girls play
softball. It’s all in a days work in
search of that next track on the trackchasing trail.
WEATHER CONDITIONS
It was a gorgeous 84-degree
RENTAL CAR UPDATE:
Today the National Rental Car Company
of
Sunday total driving miles – 186
I traveled just 186 miles on the
second rental car leg of this trip. I
picked up the car in
LIFETIME TRACKCHASER STANDINGS UPDATE:
These worldwide trackchasers are within 100 tracks (plus or minus) of my current trackchaser total.
1. Randy Lewis,
2. Allan Brown,
3. Guy Smith, Effort,
7. Ed Esser,
* Warning, you are within 50 tracks of being removed from this list.
** Special exemption.
LIFETIME NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC DIVERSITY STANDINGS
2007 (current thru 3/26/07)**
1. Randy Lewis,
2. Gordon Killian, Sinking Springs,
3. Allan Brown,
**Until the end of the year, NGD rankings are unofficial. Rankings are affected not only by the leader’s activities but by other trackchasers impact on the leader’s position in each state.
Other notables
These worldwide trackchasers are within 10 tracks (plus or minus) of Carol’s current trackchaser total.
31. Carol Lewis,
32. Chris Economaki,
33. Gary Jacob,
2007 TRACKCHASER STANDINGS
1. Randy Lewis,
2.
Ed Esser,
3. Mike Knappenberger,
4. Carol Lewis,
5. Guy Smith, Effort,
6. Rick Young,
6.
Roger Ferrell,
8.
Gordon Killian, Sinking Spring,
9.
Linda Rixon,
9.
Spike Rixon,
9.
Paul Weisel,
Tracks have been reported by 30
different worldwide trackchasers this season.
Thanks for reading about my trackchasing,
Randy Lewis
#1 Trackchaser Living
West of the
Never was a horse that couldn’t be rode or a rider that couldn’t be
throwed.
CUMULATIVE TRAVEL DISTANCES:
AIRPLANE
Los Angeles, CA – San Antonio, TX – 1,212 miles
San Antonio, TX – Atlanta, GA – 876 miles
RENTAL CAR –
Foothills Raceway – 259 miles
Mileback Speedway – 304 miles
AIRPLANE
Atlanta, GA – Gainesville, FL – 300 miles
RENTAL CAR –
* This is not always the direct
mileage from the airport to the first stop as detours along the way may add to
the stated mileage.
AIRPLANE
Tampa, FL – Los Angles, CA – 2,158 miles
Total Air miles – 4,546 miles
Total auto and air miles traveled on
this trip – 6,200 miles
TRACK ADMSSION PRICES:
Foothills Raceway – Free
Mileback Speedway – Free
Honda Grand Prix of
Total racetrack admissions for the
trip – $40
Some of the data
in this report comes: www.trackchaser.net
Garmin GPS
I will never ever go to another one of these street races again. Is NEVER EVER one word of two? I mean it. There is no racing entertainment here whatsoever. No, I will never ever go to another street race of this type.......and then maybe not.
1,139. Meremere Dirt Track
Club,
1,140. Meeanee Speedway,
1,141. Top of the South
Speedway,
1,142. Woodford Glen Speedway,
1,143. Robertson Holden
International
1,144.
1,145.
1,146. Angels Stadium of
1,147. Angels Stadium of
1,148.
1,149.
1,150. Grand Prix De
Lanaudiere,
1,151. Ste-Eulalie Ice Track,
1,152. St Guillaume, St
1,153.
1,154.
1,155. Northeast Pond Ice
Track,
1,156. Lee Pond Ice Track,
1,157. New Hendry Country
1,158.
1,159. Honeoye Lake Ice Track –
Road Course,
1,160.
1,161.
1,162. Dawgwood Speedway,
1,163. Toccoa Speedway,
1,164. Tazewell Speedway,
1,165.
1,166. Dacosa Speedway,
1,167. Swinging Bridge Raceway,
1,168.
1,169. Foothills Raceway,
1,170. Mileback Speedway,
1,171. Grand Prix of