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DO NOT MISS THE “SUNDAY”
REPORT OF TODAY’S TRAVEL SECTION. YOU
ARE LIKELY TO GET A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF IT.
AND THE READERS RESPOND
From a
“You wanted to know what calf teats were for, these fit
onto mechanized calf feeders (calfs=little cows). these machines are called
calfeterias (small kiwi joke).
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I WOKE UP IN
PEOPLE/STRATEGY/TRAVEL NEWS
The Strategy
If you are trying to become a world-class
trackchaser, then you need to get trackchasing doubles. That means seeing racing at two different
tracks in one day. That happened to me
today. In 2007, I have gone trackchasing
on ten separate days. I have had four
doubles during that time for a season total of 14 new tracks. I won’t be able to maintain this double
ratio, but it’s a good start.
The Trip
SATURDAY
I left Saturday afternoon’s track (Lavaltrie)
at about 3 p.m. The wind was starting to
pickup and it was getting cold. I had
two new ice racing tracks scheduled for today (Sunday). I wanted to try to scope each one out on
Saturday so I wouldn’t spend time trying to find them on Sunday.
My Saturday afternoon drive covered
just 60 miles or so. Nevertheless, in
that short distance I was able to get an insight into the lives of these local
Canadians.
I was surprised to see so many
people outdoors considering it was about 15 degrees Fahrenheit. By the way, in the future all of my
temperature references will be measured on the Fahrenheit scale unless
specifically noted otherwise. Heck, that
should shorten the reports by a page or two!
My route paralled Lac Saint-Pierre
near
I have never ice fished, but if I
ever do, I think I could be quite successful.
Some time ago, an old man gave me an ice fishing tip that I have
remembered to this day. You might like
to use it some time. He told me, “Sonny (he always called me Sonny), the best way to ice
fish is to cut a hole in the ice about 24 inches in diameter. Then take a can of peas from your local
grocery store. Place one pea every two
inches or so around the hole in the ice.
When the fish comes up to take a pee, grab him!” I’m thinking that just might work.
There were also a large number of
people snowmobiling. I saw one man
riding an ATV on the lake and pulling four children by a rope as they rode on
their snow disks. The sidewalks of these
small towns, if they have them, are all covered in snow. This means that pedestrians must walk in the
road. I saw at least three young people
walking home with just one thing in their hands…..a hockey stick. I saw people bundled up talking in their
driveways. The sights and sounds as I
drove along
I also came across another event
that surprised me. I would need to cross
this large lake via a ferryboat. I have used
ferries a few times during my trackchasing career. My most recent ferry boat excursion came just
last month in
I think my French must be getting
pretty good. The toll collector greeted
me with a hearty “Bonjour.” When I told the toll collector “Je ne parle pas
Français”
(meaning “I don’t speak French”), he immediately came back
with a smile and crisp English to say, “That’s O.K.
with me!” All right, I’m speaking
French. Maybe, he had some orange
juice. Of course, this is an inside joke
only for you readers who don’t miss a thing.
He informed me that my timing was
good to ride the Sorel-St-Ignace-de-Loyola ferry. It runs every hour and would be leaving in
just 20 minutes. The fare was more than
reasonable at $5.50CAN. The ride lasted
only about 15 minutes and covered just 1-2 miles. Once on the other side, I was off to St
Guillaume. I plan to see this ice track
tomorrow in the second half of a planned blended double.
I hope the term “blended double” no longer strikes fear into the
hearts of my fellow trackchasers. I was
just the first one to actually say what had been and remains a common practice
among virtually EVERY trackchaser today.
Yes, I am one of the few willing to actually say what really happens in
the soft underbelly of daily trackchasing.
Someone has to stand up for what is right and just.
I had been to St Guillaume on my
ill-fated ice-racing trip in 2001. It
was our only planned track of the day.
The temperature was about 15 degrees below, a perfect day for ice racing
or so I thought. Unfortunately, it had
rained the night before. The roads,
sidewalks and everything were one big sheet of ice. The races that day at St Guillaume were
cancelled because of rain, freezing rain.
That was a major bummer!
When I arrived at St Guillaume on
Saturday afternoon, it was nearly dark.
There were actually two drivers running together on the track. Maybe I was seeing countable racing. No, I suspect they were just practicing for
Sunday’s race.
There would be no time to try to
find the track at Ste-Eulalie. It was
too dark. However, whenever I can I like
to scope out the locations of the tracks that will make up my trackchasing doubles
in advance. I don’t want to waste time
getting lost. I want to do everything I
can to minimize the driving time between tracks. I’m estimating the drive time between these
two tracks will be about 40 minutes. If
it is, that will make a perfect blended double.
I really had not eaten much since my
breakfast back in
My waitress (yes, I could call her
by the generic term “Server” but I want you
to now the gender of the person serving tonight) greeted me in French. I told her I didn’t speak French. She held up two fingers just an inch apart
and told me she spoke just a “little”
English. We both got along
famously. I enjoyed a delicious meal of
chicken breast, cold slaw (all I could eat) and French fries in brown gravy
along with a glass of Chardonnay.
If anyone comes to
When I left the restaurant, my car
was covered in snow. Just next door to
the St-Hubert restaurant was a Comfort Inn.
It was brand new with a room rate of $85CAN. That would do just fine. The clerk asked me if I was a member of “CAA” (Canadian Automobile Association.) I told her I was a member of “AAA.” No
problem, she said that was good enough for her.
I spent the evening using their
high-speed internet. Most foreign hotels
don’t offer this option yet. I also
noted that Canadian TV broadcasts nearly X rated movies on their public
television stations. The motel also
offered something else I have never seen.
They had a beer vending machine!
You could buy Budweiser in the hallway.
I bet the high school hockey players staying here love the place.
The weather is getting colder. Tomorrow is going to be a real
challenge. The wind chill temperature is
expected to be 15-20 below zero. If you would like to see what today’s
Canadian fishing huts look like as well as everything else I’ve seen in
SUNDAY
The day started off just fine with
breakfast at Mike’s Café. This is
another Canadian chain again along the lines of Applebee’s. The greeter asked me what I was doing in
Soon, the logistical/security side
of my day was about to go south. Very
south. To protect my laptop from being
stolen, I normally just put it in my briefcase and leave it in the rental car
trunk while I’m at a racetrack.
Somewhere along the line, security experts at RANLAY Racing convinced me
to increase my level of protection.
I have a Kensington lock for my
computer. This lock affixes itself to
the side of my computer. The lock has a six-foot
wire cable about one-quarter inch in diameter.
The cable is encased in a clear rubber material. It’s very similar to the flexible cables you
commonly see protecting bicycles. My new
plan has me running the cable through car’s steering wheel from the
computer. I then place the computer on
the floorboard and put something over it to disguise it. I then plop the key in the pocket of my cargo
pants and off I go.
Today when I returned to the parking
area from the Ste-Eulalie ice races, I couldn’t find my key. I was in a rush to get on the road. I didn’t have time for a lost key. I figured I could drive to my next stop
(about 45 minutes) with the cable still connected to the steering wheel. Granted I would not be able to make any
u-turns. Even making a 45-degree
required some patience and the understanding that the further I turned left the
closer my laptop got to me.
Once I reached the St Guillaume
racetrack, I figured I would be able to find the key. Luckily, I was able to watch the races at
this track from my car. I then went into
full search mode. I searched every
pocket of my ski pants and my ski jacket.
I reached below the seats, between the seats and into the seats. I lowered the sun visors. I searched every nook and cranny of my
briefcase. There was no key.
I feared the woman sitting in the
pickup truck next to me thought I had a severe case of A.D.D. I was all over the interior of that car and
everything inside the interior including my own body cavities. Truth be told, I could not remember where I
had placed the key when I put the lock on the computer.
There was no key to be found. My new plan following the completion of the
last feature (part of my blended double strategy is to not leave the second
track until the last race is completed) would be to find a computer store that
might have a key or a home improvement store that could cut the cable. I would soon learn how difficult it would be
to implement that plan.
Carol and I have long lamented the
lack of convenience offered to us in foreign countries. For some reason, the American consumer has
demanded and received the nth degree of customer service. Our stores are open 24/7 offering every type
of service one could imagine.
This level of service started on the
West coast. When we moved from
However, the same cannot be said for
my Canadian friends. I think the worst
time for me to lose a computer lock in
Step #0.
This is step #0 because I didn’t take it. I should have confronted one of the racing
teams for a wire/cable cutter while I was at today’s track. I didn’t for two reasons. First, it was just like a Siberian winter
outside. I figured that a Wal-Mart would
offer much more friendly climactic conditions.
Secondly, I was still holding out hope that I would find a computer
store with a key because my lock is very common.
Step #1.
I had seen a Wal-Mart about 30 minutes from the track. That would be my first stop. The last race of the day ended at about 4:30
p.m. I showed up at Wal-Mart in
Step #2.
Step #3.
The office supplies store had closed at 5 p.m. It was now about 5:15 p.m. An employee was mopping the floor near the
front door. I pounded on the door. The employee reluctantly opened the door. I explained the problem. He didn’t understand English well and summoned
his boss to the door. All his boss could
offer was a case cutter. That wouldn’t
work. I thanked them for their help and
moved on.
Step #4.
I did find that Canadian grocery stores are open later. I stopped in an IGA Extra store. Grocery stores in the
Step #5.
My next stop was a Walgreen’s like, but not a Walgreen’s drug
store. Again, at Walgreen’s you could
probably find tools for a lawnmower engine overhaul. Not at this drugstore. Again, there was a language problem with the
first assistant I met. He moved me over
to the pharmacist. I had to wait while
the pharmacist very patiently explained in French the pros and cons of a
prescription cough syrup to a man younger than me. I think the pharmacist enjoyed speaking
English to me. He couldn’t help but he
did give me directions to a truck stop about 10 miles down route 20. Off I went.
By the way, you need to understand that each time I entered one of these
businesses it was about a 50-yard walk from the parking lot to the store in
wind chills of about 20 degrees below zero!
Step #6.
Truck stops in
Step #7.
Out in the parking lot I saw a flat
bed truck administering to a disabled automobile. I asked the truck driver for help. He didn’t have those kinds of tools. He recommended I call AAA. Wow!
That seemed like a good idea. Why
hadn’t I thought to do that?
I walked into the grocery store’s
outer area where there were some pay phones with reading glasses, MCI calling
card and AAA card in hand. Wouldn’t you
know it? There was a youngish homeless
woman causing a racket in this area and store personnel were trying to quiet
her. This made hearing the MCI voice
prompts difficult. Once it was time to
call the number I looked down on my AAA card to find the phone number had
rubbed off! Heck, I don’t know if AAA
would have worked in
Step #8.
I was getting desperate now. I
had been searching for more than two hours.
It was dark. It was cold. It was windy.
Where was Carol when I needed her to solve a problem like this? I was going to have to make this work
myself. Just outside the grocery store
was a man sitting in an idling electrical service truck. I rapped on the window. He lowered the window and turned off his
radio. Did he have tools? Yes!
He had the tool I was looking for.
Hooray!
He dug out a large leather tool bag
from the floor of the truck’s interior.
This bag was similar to the bags those guys who work on telephone poles
wear. He fished around in the bag. He fished some more. He uttered an expletive in French. He got out of his truck and looked under the
seat. Finally, he came across with these
words, “You know, this is my son’s truck and I
don’t think I have what you need.”
Step #9.
Have you noticed that gas stations have replaced their automotive service
bays with convenience stores? If you
haven’t, try driving around looking for a service bay. They are just about impossible to find. After some hard looking, I found one at a
Shell station. I figured a service
station with a service bay might be able to help.
I pulled in to find one man
repairing a flat tire out in this cold and another younger man pumping
gas. I figured the flat tire fixer would
be the manager. He spoke English well
and told me he didn’t work at the service station but acted as an interpreter
for the young man pumping the gas who did work at the station.
They wanted to have a look at my
problem. I opened the car door and the
dome light illuminated the steering wheel with the cable wrapped around and
through it. Of course, there comments
were priceless. The flat tire fixer
said, “What the fxxx?” The gas pumper said “Holy
S#@t!” These were exactly the
expressions I would have expected in the states. Alas, the gas pumper employee told me all the
tools were “locked up in the service bay.”
Step #10.
I went back to the gentleman who was replacing his flat tire. He had problems of his own, but it never
hurts to try. He wanted to be helpful
and offered this, “A guy just left me who had a
“Sawsall.” He could have cut the cable,
but he left just a minute ago.”
Thanks for trying.
Step #11.
It was getting late. My options
were narrowing. Nevertheless, I am trained
for circumstances exactly like this. I
never give up. Fellow competitors, do
you read this? I never give up!
However, I was now lost. I had been trying to head in the general
direction of the
It was also time for a bathroom
break again. That’s how much time had
passed. Like I said, the parking lot was
vacant and it was dark. I soon learned
that when I got out of the car to “do my business”
it was cold and it was windy. People
could have gotten wet 200 yards down wind.
I bring this up only because it is actually what happened.
For some reason, the road signs
pointing toward the airport don’t say anything about the
Step #12.
My new plan was to take the car back to the National Rental Car location
at the airport. They should have some
tools there. When I returned to the
rental car office, I encountered “Christopher.” Recall Christopher was the guy who had told
me my Friday night hotel was likely to have cockroaches. Chris was a friendly guy and he recognized
me. I told him the Rodeway Inn did not
have any bugs. He seemed happy to hear
that.
I told him I was going to explain a
problem to him that he likely had never encountered. He smiled and said, “Give
it a try.” I told him what had
happened. He laughed and then he laughed
some more. Then I laughed. Once we stopped laughing, Christopher called
his maintenance department. They would
have the tools we needed.
Step #13.
Christopher had one more idea. He
called his buddy down at the Hertz booth.
They had a cutter. I did my best
to make a u-turn given my cable constraints to get over to Hertz. Out came a 300-pound Frenchman with a cutter
that could have easily severed my body at the waist (the widest point on my
body). He confidently told me, “Theeeeese should fix your problem.” It took him two good whacks at the little
cable but he got the job done. Hey, I
could make u-turns again! I’ll figure
out how to get the remaining portion of the lock from my laptop sometime in the
future. I was free!
Editor’s note: Upon returning to
It had been quite an adventure. I will say this for the Canadians. Everyone did their very best to communicate
with me in my language. They did their
best to help me with this problem in a friendly manner. Thank you very much,
The evening ended with me back at
the Rodeway Inn just a mile from the airport.
I climbed the rickety steps with all of my bags. What else could go wrong today? How about my room key not working. That was much easier to fix than the computer
lock problem. Gee, I could have stayed
home and watched the Super Bowl!
MONDAY
Monday’s flight from
My next flight to
They ended up putting us on another
plane. We were now some five hours
behind our original schedule. One
problem! The
I ended up pulling into my
The People
As I said, the people of
RACE TRACK STATS:
STE-EULALIE ICE
COURSE, STE
ST GUILLAUME STADIUM,
ST
These two tracks
were my eighth and ninth, lifetime, to see in
RACE TRACK NEWS:
STE-EULALIE ICE COURSE
I had been told that the track would be easy to find. Ste-Eulalie is a small place, sort of like
those really little Midwestern towns that a trackchaser often drives
through. The track was supposed to be on
the main road behind a bar. I came in
from the south and by the time I hit the middle of town I had not seen the
racetrack. It was only 12:15 p.m. The races were scheduled to begin at 1 p.m.
I figured I would park in the middle of town and wait for a racecar rig
to come by. It didn’t take long for that
to happen. I pulled in behind the rig
and soon we were at the track. If you go
to this track, you’ll take exit #210 off route 20. The track is north of town 3-4 kilometers on
the right hand side of the main road……behind a bar!
This is simply down home
The track features a clubhouse of sorts.
Inside this building is a full bar as well as two pool tables and several
tables. It’s warm in there! It was not warm outside. The temperature was about 10 degrees with a
strong wind. The wind chill was
estimated to be 10-15 BELOW zero and maybe worse. It was most unusual to see an overweight guy
in the bar wearing a Harley Davidson tank top only!
The racetrack is more like a tri-oval than anything else. The racing surface is ice over dirt, I think
although I guess it could have been a frozen lake. Today’s racecars did not use studded
tires. I am surprised they could race at
all with those tires on glare ice. The
cars and the haulers pitted inside the oval.
There were two classes racing.
The four-cylinder cars ran the first race at nearly 1 p.m. This followed a brief driver’s meeting,
obviously conducted in French. The
eight-cylinder cars lined up for the second event. Each class had about 13-15 cars. All cars raced in each of their classes
races. Since I couldn’t understand the
announcer (it’s that French thing), I don’t know if they were running heat
races, rained out features from the week before, or whatever. I ended up seeing each class run two races of
about eight laps each.
To begin the race the starter stood on a hay bale inside the track at
the first of the three turns. Once the
cars took the green, the starter ran to a hay bale stationed at turn
three. It was at this point, where he
would display the checkered flag. Given
that circumstance, I guess the races were 7 2/3 laps in length.
I was out in the cold for most of my stay at this track. It would have been easy to simply hang out in
the bar. They have large sliding glass
doors that allow patrons to watch the races from the comfort of the bar’s
enclosure. However, I’m here for the
experience. You can’t experience ice
racing sitting in a heated bar.
This event will be the first half of a blended double. It’s hard to get blended doubles
anymore. There just aren’t that many
tracks left to see that are that close together. I have a strict rule regarding my blended
doubles. I must see at least one hour of
racing before I can head to the second track.
Whenever I’m going to do a blended double, I try to get to the first
track ahead of the scheduled start time.
This allows me to soak up the ambience.
Today, I arrived 45 minutes before the scheduled start. This allowed me to take all the pictures I
wanted and explore the entire track. I
saw all of the cars here today race in two races. I have no idea how many more times they ran
the same cars in the same types of races.
I left the track at 2:02 p.m. bound for the second half of my blended
double.
ST GUILLAUME STADIUM
I have a history with the St Guillaume Stadium. I was here in 2001 for their ice racing. Again, this track is like Eulalie, it is ice
over a permanent dirt track. They race
on the dirt in the summer. Back in 2001,
I pulled into the track with Will White and Guy Smith only to find the ice
races were cancelled. It had rained the
night before and then all of the rain froze creating a complete sheet of ice
over nearly all of
Today there was no ice and sleet, but just like 2001, it was cold. I pulled into the track at 2:45 p.m. I was somewhat surprised to see they were
still selling tickets. The ticket seller
told me they had just begun their intermission period. She said most folks were in the clubhouse
which is a rudimentary hangout located under the track’s grandstand. At least this space was heated.
I jumped into the food line.
There must have been 50-75 people standing and sitting at tables with a
cold brew and some track chow. I did not
exercise the culinary restraint of yesterday.
I went right for the Poutine (16 oz. of French fries smothered in brown
gravy and topped with Mozzarella cheese.)
It was yummy as was the cheeseburger that accompanied it.
I found a spot down toward turn one that had just been vacated by a
bright yellow car. I watched the races
from the comfort of my heated National Rental Car Racing Ford Taurus. I know I was supposed to be outdoors
experiencing the utter ambience of
The temperature was now close to zero and the wind swept in from the
West at ferocious speeds. The wind blew
the drifting snow over the track making it difficult to see. I was most pleased I could see most of the
action from the car.
Again, the cars and haulers were pitted inside the infield. This prevented fans from seeing most of the
backstretch. There is a quaint old
covered grandstand at the track but other than going into the clubhouse, I
didn’t go near it. Some fans got out of
their cars to watch the races while STANDING in the grandstand. These folks must have paid all of their premiums
on their government provided health insurance.
The intermission was rather long.
I didn’t mind. First, I was in my
heated car. Second, this ice racing
stuff is still new to me and I didn’t want my
There were three classes racing today.
The first group started more than 20 cars. This group featured good-looking
The next group out was a class of full-sized stock cars. There were just eight of them. It was surprising to see that these cars as
well as all of the other cars I saw race today at both tracks had TWO PEOPLE in
the car. I guess each driver needed a
navigator.
The final race featured about 20 cars of much smaller four-cylinder
foreign cars, again for 25-30 laps. It
was difficult to know exactly what was going on because the P.A. did not cover
where my car was parked. It didn’t
matter since all of the P.A. announcements were in French.
The final checkered flew at 4:30 p.m.
I had seen a full day of ice racing.
Little did I know (explained under the “Sunday”
caption), my day was just beginning.
Nevertheless, I enjoyed my brief visit to
WEATHER CONDITIONS
Brutal. If you like extreme cold and wind, then you
should be committed. Maybe this is why
RENTAL CAR UPDATE:
Even in
Friday total driving miles – 1
Saturday total driving miles – 117
Sunday total driving miles – 184
Monday total driving miles – 1
The driving portion of this trip
covered 303 miles. Getting three new
tracks and only driving this distance is very efficient. I paid an average price of just $3.58 per
gallon. The Ford Taurus gave me 38.4
M.P.G. in fuel mileage at an average cost of 9.3 cents per mile. The car cost 24.0 cents per mile to rent, all
taxes included.
LIFETIME TRACKCHASER STANDINGS UPDATE:
These worldwide trackchasers are within 100 tracks (plus or minus) of my current trackchaser total.
1. Randy Lewis,
2. Allan Brown,
3. Guy Smith, Effort,
4. Rick Schneider –
7. Ed Esser,
* Warning, you are within 50 tracks of being removed from this list.
** Special exemption.
*** This is an exciting new development. I will go into much greater detail in a future Trackchaser Report. Stay tuned.
Other notables
These worldwide trackchasers are within 10 tracks (plus or minus) of Carol’s current trackchaser total.
31. Carol Lewis,
32. Chris Economaki,
33. Gary Jacob,
34. Ron Rodda,
2007 TRACKCHASER STANDINGS
1. Randy Lewis,
2. Carol Lewis,
3.
Gordon Killian, Sinking Spring,
3. Mike Knappenberger,
5. Guy Smith, Effort,
5. Pam Smith, Effort,
5. Rick Schneider,
8. Several tied with one track
Tracks have been reported from 21
different worldwide trackchasers this season.
Thanks for reading about my trackchasing,
Randy Lewis
#1 Trackchaser Living
West of the
Remember, two wrongs don’t make a
right, but three rights make a left.
CUMULATIVE TRAVEL DISTANCES:
AIRPLANE
Santa Ana, CA – Chicago, IL – 1,724
miles
Chicago, IL – Montreal, PQ - 746
miles
RENTAL CAR
St
AIRPLANE
Montreal, PQ – Chicago, IL – 876
miles
Chicago, IL – Santa Ana, CA – 1,724
miles
Total air miles – 4,940 miles
Total auto and air miles traveled on
this trip – 5,243 miles
TRACK ADMSSION PRICES:
Grand Prix De Lanaudiere - $15CAN
Ste-Eulalie Ice Course - $5CAN
St Guillaume Stadium-$8CAN
Total racetrack admissions - $31CAN
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Some of my
standings data comes from:
www.trackchaser.net
I guess I’m on a roll. It was cold in
1,139. Meremere Dirt Track
Club,
1,140. Meeanee Speedway,
1,141. Top of the South Speedway,
1,142. Woodford Glen Speedway,
1,143. Robertson Holden
International
1,144.
1,145.
1,146. Angels Stadium of
1,147. Angels Stadium of
1,148.
1,149.
1,150. Grand Prix De
Lanaudiere,
1,151. Ste-Eulalie Ice Track,
1,152. St Guillaume, St