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I am pleased to report I have been able to post photos for several more
tracks that I visited on this trip. I am
now current through track #1,092, the
AND THE READERS RESPOND
Rather than identifying my readers by name in the “And The Readers Respond” section, I will identify
them by their geographical region. This
will allow some to offer points of view that are more direct. By the way, I can neither endorse nor be
responsible for any reader’s point of view.
It’s a free country and everyone is entitled to his or her opinion.
From a Northeastern reader regarding the #21 car pictured on the Little
Log House
“I'm thinking it's a
'64 Comet, a great looking stock car either way.”
I WOKE UP IN
PEOPLE/STRATEGY/TRAVEL
NEWS
The Strategy
I may have a different strategy than most, if not all,
trackchasers. I will do whatever it
takes to see a new track. That’s right;
whatever it takes as long at it’s fully with in current trackchasing rules. It doesn’t matter how far I have to go, how
little sleep I may end up with or how much it might cost. I go trackchasing to get the track. Some fellow trackchasers are intimidated by
this approach. Others admire it. You’ll have to decide for yourself how you
feel about it.
The Trip
Following Saturday afternoon’s race in Penn
However, I chose to search for a southern
Dave Sully, I did have the opportunity to drive through your
town of Eden,
P.J. and I would be venturing into
On the way back, the
The People
I encounter some interesting people when I go
trackchasing. I will share today’s trip
with none other than P.J. Hollebrand.
P.J. known as “Pete”, “Peter”, or just plain “P.J.” to his many girlfriends is the ninth ranked trackchaser in
the worldwide standings.
P.J. is a letter carrier by trade but also operates a racecar
collectibles business. A couple of years
ago, P.J. and I made a racing trip to
My original plan was to trackchase in
P.J. is the same age as I am, 57 years old. He has the boyish enthusiasm about his
passions to a degree greater than just about anyone I know. P.J.’s trackchasing is hampered by two
things. First, his
The GDC is not P.J.’s only issue. P.J. is a single man and he wants to be a
married man. He figures there is no time
like the present and he’s taking an aggressive approach so that he can meet his
goal. P.J. is heavily involved in “Computer dating” with the
help of outfits like Match.com.
I had eight hours plus during the drive to learn about “Computer dating” and the
strategies involved. You know, I thought
I had just about every analytical tool known to man at my trackchasing
disposal. P.J. has matched my analytical
tool chest in his world of “Finding that special
someone.”
P.J. tells me he fires off 15-20 email letters a night to
prospective victims, I mean candidates, no, I guess I mean prospective
spouses. He even has to keep a special
database so he can remember what he told each of the different women. Wow!
As P.J. explained all of this to me, I kept thinking of the
parallels with trackchasing. When I
start a trip, there are many tracks that I consider on a paper list. Those tracks are narrowed down to ones that
fit my special criteria such as not to big, not to far away, likely to give me
a good time and tracks likely to give me a good result in a short amount of
time.
Of course, P.J. is using the same criteria in his spousal
hunt. Nobody above 5’4” need apply (not
to big). The women need to live near
P.J. has dated seven women in the last three weeks
alone. He dated more than 50 since
starting his search. And you think I
might get tired driving 500 miles a day!
P.J. has that boyish enthusiasm that must drive those ladies crazy. He’s zeroing in on the final few as we
speak. According to him, “Several are being kept on a string.”
He gave me the personal low down on several. I must say I wouldn’t have the patience he
does and would probably handle the ladies just as I do my new tracks……one and
out. I suggested this approach to P.J.
but he’s looking for a “Home track.” P.J., I wish you the
best of luck and hope I get invited to the wedding.
When P.J. and I arrived into
We pulled into the parking lot and parked right next to the
carnival area. As we were exiting our
car, P.J. started yelling, “There it is! There it is!” I fully realized that we had found the
fairgrounds. The “Zipper” ride was just 20 meters
(yes, we’re in
No, P.J. was not telling me he had seen the
fairgrounds. He was pointing to a car in
the parking lot. After he got my attention,
I saw that he was pointing to a yellow car.
I mean a YELLOW car. Imagine a newly
painted no passing yellow highway stripe.
Brighten that yellow by about 10 shades and you can imagine the yellow
I’m talking about. I’d be remiss if I
didn’t mention my one and only used car salesman line, “There’s an ass for every seat.” Of course, there’s
an ass for every seat with black cars and white cars but possibly not as many
for bright yellow cars.
According to P.J., this automobile belonged to Guy
Smith. Guy is the former #2 worldwide
trackchaser and now resides in third place.
He’s likely to return to the #2 spot shortly.
Now P.J. was grumbling.
What was he grumbling about now? “That $$^#^^&%$ Guy!
He came all the way up here without telling anybody. He’s trying to sneak one past us.”
I disagreed. We are
not Communists. We are not
Socialists. Trackchasers are
capitalists. There is no requirement to
tell anyone where you are going. You are
competing against fellow trackchasers. A
basketball player does not stop the game and tell his competitor what move he
is going to make. If Guy finds a race date,
he is not obligated to share it with weak sisters who are too lazy or
unprepared to find it on their own. If
he does share the date, he is not required to send out a reminder note that the
date is coming up. “Good for Guy,” I told
P.J. P.J. continued to grumble.
A little while later, we found our spots in a nearly sold
out grandstand. I had some media work
and a photo shoot to do with the Tillsonburg News. That took me about thirty minutes. When I returned the races were nearly ready
to begin.
Just before the races, the real Mr. Guy Smith popped up in
front of us. I must remind loyal
Trackchaser Report readers that Mr. Smith is the Osama Bin Laden of eastern
trackchasing. He commands a group of henchmen
that can only be equated to Taliban fighters.
Yes, I know I am mixing my terrorists groups.
Mr. Smith and his fellow terrorists are none too happy that
I have taken over their hobby and become the World’s #1 Ranked
Trackchaser. I must say that Mr. Smith
is a formidable competitor and one of the best trackchasers in the world. However, he is not the #1 ranked trackchaser
in the world and may never be.
This man is ten years my junior. In order for me to stay ahead of Mr. Smith
forever, I must get a large lead so that when I retire he will not be able to
surpass my total. Mr. Smith is doing his
best to not fall behind anymore than he already has. He’s going trackchasing even when he doesn’t
want too. He’s struggling with his
current load of trackchasing (50 tracks so far this year). I hope we all live until we reach our I.R.S.
forecasted life spans. That would be
about 83 years old for me. If accident,
illness or injury does not befall me or my loved ones, Mr. Smith is in for a
long look at my backside.
Anyway, back to Mr. Smith popping up in front of us. We had a short, civil and pleasant
conversation. I was comfortable that my “In the crowd” security
contacts were ready to pounce if Mr. Smith made so much as one wrong move. P.J. played the role of
We briefly discussed P.J.’s
One final note on the “People” front. Following the
races, it was only about 8 p.m. We
needed something to eat. I recommended
to P.J. that we cruise through downtown and try to find a place to eat. He said, “No.” I took that to mean
“Maybe.” I knew he wanted to eat at Wendy’s. We would not be eating at Wendy’s for dinner
while visiting a foreign country.
I must say that most trackchasers are not very adventuresome
when it comes to trying new culinary delights.
There are a few who like to try new things and you know who you are, so
I won’t mention names.
I quickly came across an interesting Canadian Chinese buffet
restaurant. I’m currently down (not the
hip definition of “Down”) on Chinese buffets, but this was Canadian Chinese. P.J. is what your Aunt Betsy might call a “Picky” eater. He won’t eat county fair food because he
doesn’t think it’s fresh. I asked him
what he thought about stopping at the Harmony Restaurant Buffet (Tel:
842-7007). Before he could answer, I
took his non-response to mean “Yes.”
I have very modest expectations of other trackchasers when I
trackchase with them. About the only
thing I ask when we eat in Chinese restaurants, is that my fellow trackchasers
use chopsticks. P.J. had already been
through my chopstick-training program in
I instructed our server to bring two sets of chopsticks to
our table. She nodded toward P.J. as if to
say, “He’s going to use chopsticks?” I returned the nod
as if to say, “Yes, he is. He attended a chopstick eating training
program last year.” It would be slightly more accurate to say
that P.J. is a past student of chopstick training rather than saying he a
GRADUATE of chopstick eating.
A real bonus today was that anyone coming to the Harmony
Restaurant gets to eat free on there birthday.
What do you think the odds are that one of us was having a
birthday? Pretty long odds, huh. You would be right, it wasn’t our birthday
and we would need to pay $9.95 Canadian for the right to eat until our already
extended bellies were extended a bit more.
P.J. insisted upon getting “Extra
white rice.” He was most insistent on getting extra white
rice. He then proceeded to stuff his
plate with nearly 3,000 calories of Chinese delicacies that must have weighed
at least two pounds. I on the other hand
only placed 1,000 calories of food on my plate………and went back four times. I pointed out that this was a buffet. We could go back if we wanted. We sat down to eat. “How do
I eat this stuff?” P.J. wondered. I pointed to his chopsticks.
At P.J.’s age, his memory must be going. I’m not sure he remembered much from his
P.J.’s first attempt at snagging a fried round ball of
chicken meat would have made O.J. Simpson proud. I had to remind P.J. that most people who use
chopsticks use them both at the same time.
With his chicken ball properly impaled with just one chopstick, P.J.
seemed satisfied with his technique.
Just one final note about P.J. He has a cell phone. He is the first person I have ever met that
does not have a cell phone answering option.
No one can leave a message for P.J. if they call and he doesn’t answer
the phone. Has anyone reading this from
all over the world ever heard of such a thing?
I haven’t. I was dumbfounded when
P.J. seemed to think that this was a normal mode of operation.
My mother was one of the last people in
As I said at the beginning, I meet some interesting people
on the trackchasing trail. Now you, the
loyal Trackchaser Report reader get to meet them too.
RACE TRACK STATS:
TILLSONBURG
This is my 17th lifetime
track in
RACE TRACK NEWS:
TILLSONBURG
Tonight was the last night of the county fair at Tillsonburg. I guess it’s a county fair, but if it’s not
I’m sure someone will correct me.
The local Tillsonburg newspaper was interested in doing a piece on my
visit. I was instructed to meet “Nathan” at the entrance to the grandstand. At the appointed time, a young man appeared
with a camera. Nathan was not very
experienced in the world of auto racing.
Since this was hardly the “World of auto
racing” tonight, he wasn’t going to be penalized by his lack of racing
experience.
The local paper publishes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Whatever they do about my story will appear
later in the week. Nathan and I chatted
about his other journalistic duties when he’s not covering the county
fair. He does a lot of work writing
about Canadian health care. He told he’s
very satisfied by the Canadian system and had the impression that many
When we finished our discussions, the cars were ready to come out on the
track. The demo derby heat races would
be first. I had explained to Nathan that
demo derbies don’t count in the world of trackchasing. He recommended we wait until the figure 8
cars were in the background before taking any pictures of me at the track. I told him that the paper’s readers would
never no the difference between demo cars and figure 8 cars. We took the pictures with the demo cars in
the background! It was great meeting you
Nathan.
The grandstands were packed. The
6 p.m. show started at about 6:30 p.m.
The first two events were demo derby heats held in a smallish rectangle
that was enclosed on all sides by concrete blocks. Each demo heat started about eight cars. The space available to crash the cars was so
small the cars could hardly get up enough speed to damage their
competitors. It took one hour to run two
heats and drag the remains away.
Next up on the program were the small car figure 8 races. They would be running two figure 8 car heat
races tonight. Each heat race had four
cars competing. If you are one of those
knuckleheads (trackchasers) who thinks they need to see a “Feature” race in order to count a track, you
better not show up at a Thrill Shows Productions production.
The tires that the cars raced around were only 20-30 meters (yes,
there’s that foreign term again) apart.
The track was wet and the cars didn’t go very fast. The two heat races lasted a total of 15
minutes. Yes, that was the only
countable racing for the night. I wanted
to stay for the rollover contest but P.J. would have none of it.
We had an enjoyable night under beautiful weather conditions. We annoyed the people in front of us by
having P.J. ask me if I would accept different attributes of computer dating
woman candidates. P.J. could not believe
I would never accept a woman who smoked no matter how many other plusses she might
have. I know the woman in front of us
was cracking up with our conversation!
Good to see you, P.J.!
WEATHER
CONDITIONS
A beautiful weather night. I couldn’t have asked for a better substitute
to the rainy forecast offered at my planned
RENTAL CAR
UPDATE:
I will have two rental cars on this
trip. One was picked up and returned in
Wednesday total driving miles – 288
miles (corrected)
Thursday total driving miles – 119
miles
Friday total driving miles – 512
miles
Saturday total driving miles – 559
miles (that’s a lot of miles to get zero racetracks!)
Sunday total driving miles – 663
miles
Monday total driving miles – 7 miles
The driving portion of this trip
covered 2,148 miles. We stopped for gas five
times. I paid an average price of $3.03
per gallon. The Chevy Impala gave us 28.0
M.P.G. in fuel mileage at an average cost of 10.8 cents per mile. The car cost 1.5 cents per mile to rent, all
taxes included.
Monday total driving miles – 175
miles
Tuesday total driving miles – 248
miles
Wednesday total driving miles – 49
miles
Thursday total driving miles – 463
miles
Friday total driving miles – 164
miles
Saturday total driving miles – 486
miles
Sunday total driving miles – 567
miles
LIFETIME
TRACKCHASER STANDINGS UPDATE:
These worldwide trackchasers are
within 100 tracks (plus or minus) of my current trackchaser total.
1. Randy Lewis,
2.
Rick Schneider –
3.
Guy Smith, Effort,
4.
Allan Brown,
5.
Gordon Killian, Sinking Spring,
6.
Andy Sivi,
7.
Ed Esser,
* Warning, you are within 50 tracks
of being removed from this list.
** Special exemption.
Other notables
These worldwide trackchasers are
within 10 tracks (plus or minus) of Carol’s current trackchaser total.
35.
Sammy Swindell,
36. Carol Lewis,
37.
Dale Danielski,
38.
Bob Schafer,
2006
TRACKCHASER STANDINGS
1. Randy Lewis,
2.
Ed Esser,
3.
Paul Weisel,
4.
Roland Vanden Eynde,
5.
Mike Knappenberger,
6.
Guy Smith, Effort,
7. Carol Lewis,
8.
Roger Ferrell,
9. Allan Brown,
10. Gordon Killian, Sinking Springs,
10. Pam Smith, Effort,
Thanks for reading about my trackchasing,
Randy Lewis
#1 Trackchaser Living West of the
I’m very good with figures and wish
people asked me to multiply things more often.
CUMULATIVE TRAVEL DISTANCES:
AIRPLANE
Los Angeles, CA - Minneapolis, MN – 1,530 miles
RENTAL CAR -
Lindbergh International Airport –
trip begins
Miller, SD – 812 miles
AIRPLANE
Minneapolis, MN – Chicago, IL – 287
miles
Chicago, IL – Pittsburgh, PA – 416
miles
RENTAL CAR -
Armada, MI – 818 miles
Penn
TRACK ADMSSION
PRICES:
Miller
Spencer Speedway - $13 with senior
discount (Regular admission $15)
Some of my standings data comes from
trackchaser.com
One more figure 8 race tomorrow and
my 2006 summer trackchasing season will be complete.
992.
Watermelon Capital
993.
Cross Roads Motorplex (asphalt oval), Jasper,
994.
995.
Qualcomm Stadium,
996.
997.
998.
Thunderbowl Speedway of
999.
Cross Roads Motorplex (dirt oval), Jasper,
1,000. Auburndale Kartway,
1,001.
1,002. Speedworld Speedway, Surprise,
1,003. Lowe’s Motor
1,004.
1,005.
1,006.
1,007.
1,008.
1,009.
1,010.
1,011.
1,012.
1,013. East
1,014. Margarettsville Speedway,
1,015. Sunny South Raceway,
1,016.
1,017. Coldwater Raceway,
1,018.
1,019. Ballymena Raceway,
1,020.
1,021.
1,022. Mendips Raceway,
1,023. Oval Raceway,
1,024.
1,025. Southside Speedway,
1,026. Motor Mile
1,027. Wythe
1,028. Summit Point Raceway, Summit
Point Circuit, Summit Point, West Virginia - April 30
1,029. Old Dominion
1,030. Shenandoah Speedway,
1,031.
1,032. Empty Jug,
1,033.
1,034.
1,035. Motocross 338,
1,036.
1,037.
1,038.
1,039. Blackhawk Farms Raceway,
1,040. The
** Angell Park Speedway, Sun
Prairie,
1,041. Park Jefferson
1,042. Superior
1,043. Brainerd International
Raceway,
1,044. Canby
1,045.
1,046. Tri-State
1,047.
1,048.
1,049. The Bullring at
1,050.
1,051. Buena Vista Raceway,
1,052.
1,053. Rocky Top Raceway,
1,054. Midvale
1,055. Midvale
1,056. Spring Valley Raceway,
1,057.
1,058. Lawrenceburg Speedway (figure
8),
1,059. Lawrenceburg Speedway
(temporary oval),
1,060.
1,061. State Park
1,062.
1,063. Lucas Oil
1,064. Lucas Oil
1,065. Tri-City
1,066.
1,067.